- May 4, 2013
It's some time past midnight in Hell's Kitchen. The streets are dark and the air is clammy. Somewhere down a forgotten side street, the mutant, lightning-wielding crime-fighter Storm stands in wait for her colleague. The minutes tick by until, finally, he strides into view. He's the Thing, a towering man with skin like rock.
"I found backup," he announces, jabbing a thumb behind him. To Storm's surprise, three more Things stomp up. He grins. "I've managed to recruit Hawkeye, Hawkeye, and even Hawkeye. Also two more Storms. I think, finally, we have enough muscle to take Shocker down. Oh, I even found us a Spider-Man," Thing continues, as the costumed student swoops onto the scene.
"lol!" says Spider-Man.