- May 4, 2013
"F*** you, moon."
BJ Blazkowicz is not happy. Having been in a coma for 15 years, he's woken up in 1960 to discover Germany won the war. And if that wasn't bad enough, it turns out they put a Nazi on the moon. Hence BJ's pithy outburst directed at an otherwise innocent celestial body.
This throwaway moment comes as I'm exploring the London Nautica, an enormous and grotesque monument to Aryan supremacy erected right in the middle of our fair capital, now a grey and desolate maze of checkpoints and ghettos. Thankfully, BJ gets to work through his anger by shooting lots of Nazis in the face, and we get to help him.